dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

(via butteriely)

(Source: nyotas, via butteriely)

harrisdavid912:

I don’t want to go down with my ship. I want my ship to go down on each other.

(Source: uniqueurlthatisntveryunique, via butteriely)

tyleroakley:

leonibuki:

so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)
it got posted on both 9gag and also reddit by an unknown weirdo who probably got it from my sister’s fb
but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up





this is just perfect in every way

tyleroakley:

leonibuki:

so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)

it got posted on both 9gag and also reddit by an unknown weirdo who probably got it from my sister’s fb

but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up

this is just perfect in every way

(via butteriely)

patinamiller:

the really important thing about bisexual steve is the fact that everyone usually only sees the super flirty and sexual characters who have sex a lot as bi but steve is a person who hasnt had a lot of relationships and feels shy talking to people he likes and we need that kind of representation of bisexuals other than the usual trope we get

(via butteriely)

Dear dark skin girls

onlyblackgirl:

Never be afraid to wear all the bright colors you want. You do not have to stick to the purples, dark blues & blacks because they’re more “suitable” for your dark skin, and bright colors make your dark skin “stand out” too much.

Fuck that.

Wear the all the neons, pinks, yellows, bright red, white and anything else you want because your dark skin is beautiful and should flaunt it all you want. 

(Source: onlyblackgirl, via butteriely)

policetomeetyou:

balencia:

educationalpancakes:

ayumichan46:

YES IT CAME BACK

THIS IS THE ONLY ONE OF THESE THAT IS EVEN REMOTELY ACCEPTABLE THANK YOU

thank you, Deadpool.

Thank you, Deadpool. I hate long posts!

(Source: sunnyotakuu, via captainmischief)

whydouwantaname:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Set #4

Can’t wait to see how this continues. I could add something but I’d ruin this! XD

(via fandomrelatedurl)

felineknight:

nerdymouse:

Yet they claim that the queer community is overly sexual and puts our sex lives out there. Straight people are weird. 

Oh my god

deepwithinthedeadliestdarkness:

equalistsfuckshitup:

story time when i was 16 my mom and i were watching ellen and my mom says 

‘oh look my favorite lesbian!’

and i said ‘i thought i was your favorite lesbian?’

and she just stared at me for a moment and said 

‘oh ok. ‘

and we just continued watching 

and thats how i came out to my mother

Fucking A Star.

(via felineknight)

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

(via felineknight)

nrnarissa:

in 7th grade we had this german teacher who immigrated to america from Germany about 23 years ago and one guy in my class thought it would be funny to ask him “Hey, because you’re german does that make you a Nazi?” and in a very thick german accent he replies “Hey, because you’re a white american boy, does that make you a slaveholder?” and the kid never tried to be funny in that class again

(via sarahakele)

mythup:

shadows-of-a-fallen-angel:

assbuttsprevail:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

if you didn’t love Balthazar you’re wrong

fun fact: when Titanic came out a company made necklaces that looked like the one Rose wore and put full page ads in Sunday newspapers. The model they got to help sell this Titanic tie in was

Jensen Ackles

When Balthazar unsunk the ship to prevent the movie from being made he also stopped young Mr. Ackles from posing for these ads

HOLLYWOOD HEART-THROB JENSEN ACKLES SIZZLES WITH TITANIC FEVER AS HE SHOWS OFF THE BLUE HEART JEWEL FOR ALL HIS GAL PALS

I can’t…

omgomgomgomgomgomgomg. just stahp

(Source: marikorn, via sarahakele)

amadmansramblings:

holy shit

amadmansramblings:

holy shit

(via taco-marco)